Teen Queen

My name is Maggie. Hello.

mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

(via this-is-peets-honey)

porndirector:

When I get hit on

(via volanus)

Q
what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?
from:Anonymous
A

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

greasyskin:

kingjaffejoffer:

LMAO

look at that bathwater 

greasyskin:

kingjaffejoffer:

LMAO

look at that bathwater 

dekutree:

mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

image

(via greasyskin)

claudiagray:

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

(Source: brittapperry, via firelordtina)